GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And th